My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d a guessed that something’d be zombie-killing?
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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
The zombie outbreak really is starting in Florida! I hope I get my new swords soon…
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Oh my god, Robert- just tell the entire room how you feel ♥ (x)
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I found this.
And I’m being a butt and reuploading.
(If someone actually knows the original post, I’ll take this down.)
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hey does this post look like chloroform to you?
